Funny T-Shirt Sayings

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Title: Funny T-Shirt Sayings

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Subject: Miscellaneous

Author: Nell B

Date: October 15, 2016

Level: University

Grade: A

Length: 2 / 469

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Back in five minutes I'm not a complete idiot--some parts are missing. Ever stop to think, and forget to start again? Quoting one is plagiarism; quoting many is research. My imaginary friend thinks you have mental problems. Nice face! What are you gonna' do when the baboon wants his butt back? Support human cloning! Two heads are better than one. Shut up brain, or I'll stab you with a Q-Tip! If a man speaks in the middle of a forest and there is no woman to hear him, is he still wrong? You're just jealous because the voices talk to me. Don't interrupt me while I'm talking with myself! Marriage is not a word; it's a sentence...

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